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1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3.
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— Bob Talbert "In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." — Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." —.
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1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the park… If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5.
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1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4.
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Laugh your way to classroom inspiration with our handpicked collection of 101 funny and original quotes designed to uplift and motivate teachers. Get ready to chuckle, reflect, and reignite your passion for education as we celebrate the incredible journey of molding young minds! 101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1.
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"I touch the future. I teach." -Christa McAuliffe. "Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher." - Japanese proverb "Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best." -Bob Talbert. "Teachers can change lives with the right mix of chalk and challenges."
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"My teacher caught me cheating. I was surprised - she's usually not so observant." "I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom. She said, 'I don't know, can you?' So I peed my pants right there." "My teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said 'Who, me?'" "My teacher told me I had to pay attention.
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1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Woody Allen There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw
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Funny teachers sayings. "Good teachers know how to bring out the best in students.". Charles Kuralt. "In learning, you will teach, and in teaching, you will learn.". Phil Collins. "Nine-tenths of education is encouragement. " Anatole France. "Education is not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.". W.B. Yeats.
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Whether you're a teacher in need of a good laugh or someone looking to celebrate the unsung heroes of education, this article of Funny Teacher Quotes is a delightful journey through the amusing and often relatable aspects of the teaching profession.
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-Roald Dahl Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back. -Unknown Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -Dr. Haim Ginott Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis. -Heidi McDonald
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- Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3. "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." - Peter De Vries. 4. "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go." - Bill Watterson. 6.
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- Robertson Davies It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers. - I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement.
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"Not the crispiest chip in the bag." "He's as lost as an Easter egg." "Her elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top." "If I had a brain, I'd take it out and play with it." ("I don't know what I was thinking.") "Sorry I can't answer your call right now.